7 minSome Call Me ChocolateYou know how it is. When you're a pretty little thing with a brown complexion, folks tend to nickname ya "Chocolate". Not that I have...
4 minCrinkly CrocusHey ya doll. Don’t you mind me, or should I say “us”. We certainly don’t mind this snow that can’t resist showing up again after a long...
7 minThe Marvelous Ms. Malus: She's no bad apple.At the edge of a forest, near a centennial remnant of crumbling cedar fence, there’s a gnarled struggling tree of knotted branch tangles...
3 minSapiosexual Quercus: OaksSanta Claus may have all the ho’s, but it is the stoic oaks that draw the sapiosexuals to wrap an arm about their branch and light up...
5 minThe Vampire OrobancheA look back on the dark story of a prairie parasite for the stormy days. It was a dark and stormy prairie. The oscillating early spring...
6 minShy Sapphic Violets Viola can fertilize themselves underground and were used as a symbol of the underground lesbian culture in the yearly 20th century,...
3 minTrailer Park Shorties – Roadside BicolorsLupinus bicolor: tough little cuties perfectly at home next to a hot compacted gravel road. We’re tiny cuties you can find along quite a...
2 minI Am SubterraneanRelationship Status: Single-year. Non-native nitrogen-fixing legume My name is Trifolium subterraneum; you can call me TRISUB for short. ...